Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do

Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield

Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking

They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–

Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost

Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all