Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon

Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon

What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…

It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death

I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose

Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

Dreams don’t come true; They are true