When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us

In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling

The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords

There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

As we grasp for total control And everything spins out of contro… God reminds us of all that is beyo… Which is everything But for what we believe

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity