The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

Before I feared God You could say or do Just about anything to me And I would respond No big deal

My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

God’s abundance Enables the agency of knowing when… While the devil’s overabundance Leaves you unprepared to exercise… To wit

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married