Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

“A voice called out in the wildern… Clearing the way of the Lord Straightening a road in the desert For our God” Listen closely–

The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

Our grueling cascade of online spa… Is like the spider’s prey’s strugg… Designed to exhaust us As the spider patiently looks on Motionless

Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is

Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...