It’s hard to quantify change We keep running our equations Adding and subtracting everything… From everything we know about God And the numbers don’t add up–

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain

I don’t get mad I get odd

I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…

The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…

A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats

If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free