In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge

In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

Not one of us Has all the answers But we all Have all the answers Because there is only

The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands

The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

It’s when all the signs say Everything must go

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him