I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned

Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

If God is good Then why are people so often evil? It might help if you think of it l… Just as we can all access The light side of the Force