You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart
It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious
Mehmet Murat ildan is correct when he says “Man has only one face, but a thousand masks” I would only add that
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball
I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it
It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me
The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…