Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient

We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste

In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock