I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…

Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time

Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past

“A voice called out in the wildern… Clearing the way of the Lord Straightening a road in the desert For our God” Listen closely–

“The human body generates more bio…

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger