If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown
An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty
To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain
God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
Archaeologists have looked and loo… But what if the Earth itself is o… And our universe the flood of dark… As we inhabit story within story w… In an infinite fractal
In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold
The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for
The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror
Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate
When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game
The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end