Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God

In all my dreams of flying my life has come

We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on

If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick