Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white

In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

If you want people to Languish, Control their Language If you want people to exercise the…

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes