The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

Once the cost of AI turns negligi… the world to come becomes inexorab… and as conditions grow unintelligi… just know that you and I are repli… into beings who are far more execu…

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper