You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning
I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort
Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
Social media submission guidelines… Submissions mustn’t be original wo… Submissions must be exclusive but the exclusion must be implicit… Submissions are always already ove…
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna
Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery
We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…
Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…
