As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road

As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into

Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults