In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
Mehmet Murat ildan is correct when he says “Man has only one face, but a thousand masks” I would only add that
Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off
We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles
In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;
The devil is ingenious: Since our minds are inside the min… The devil has designs on us Uploading our minds to the cloud– i.e. To hell–
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
