The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue

There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring