I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

If you try to control others The ones you will judge the harshe… Are those who are the hardest to c… Who are the ones who tell the trut… Because the truth is always one th…

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself

Maybe We’re all Late bloomers

As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until

The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors