Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves

Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost

God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has

The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations

I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.

Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…

People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

There Is Always Room For

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere