Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain

God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?

If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all

You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time