The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…

I can demand control Of my fear Or I can accept That I am not in control And be not afraid

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…