One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it

Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried

Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice

To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself