Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves
Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end
Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted
People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold
Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about
It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that
If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe
Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
