The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated
The Bad News Bears Bear the bad news That people tend to kill the messe… They are the bearers of bad news Not because they bear bad news
Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating
The saying goes There’s no I in team But there is a me And it’s because You give yourself to the team
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description
There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
