The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business
If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…
You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump
Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions
You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes
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Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…
Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more
Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction
This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
Bringing the unconscious into cons… Is a process of increasing your to… Miraculously It is simultaneously the process For increasing your tolerance of t…
