Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made

It’s when all the signs say Everything must go

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down

Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath