Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses
If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control
Our two choices are The fear of God Or the fear of death And since we gain wisdom through t… Then we must have the faith not to…
It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe
You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…
Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road
Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…
