If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone
Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
If I could change one thing about… I would stop trying to make myself Impervious to change
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
My ego is too big
