Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…
Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner
One of the great rabbinic sages ex… That this world’s three most inten… Are Jews, dogs, and roosters My take? No one greets the day like a roost…
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am
Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free
That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery
