In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things

My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…

You can only make a difference in the face of indifference

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…

In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic