The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die
Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time
In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him
They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds
