In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway

In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction

Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding

I’ve gone from being an embarrassm… To having an embarrassment of rich… What is my wealth? Being who I am Because I Am Who I Am

I am just like everyone else In that I am nothing like anyone… Which is how I am one While we too are one

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be