A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself

I will gladly suffer fools for love

In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die

I want what you want so I want a cow

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…

Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking

I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…

Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…