God makes it so that To myself My shit doesn’t stink This is so that I can live with myself

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…

Flattery will get you everywhere Because people adore being praised But know that God adores you And return that love in kind By spreading His love in kindness

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

To take control Over human beings’ bodies You need only establish regulation Over the reward systems in their b… Because doing this for yourself

You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God

In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come

Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death

History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work

In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

The early bird gets the worm But you are not the early bird Or the tardy bird You are the early bird Or the worm