The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least
Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic
Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…
Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions
Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress
Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes
Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning
You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it
An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self
God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?