We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in

America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice

By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist