My curated self has asked me for a divorce

In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life

When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone

Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

If I could change one thing about… I would stop trying to make myself Impervious to change

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval

Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth