Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which

It’s always darkest before the yawn

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled