In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors
When someone says Ask me anything You wonder what you’re not allowed… But that’s exactly what you can’t… Because they don’t know
God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God
Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re
For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking
As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick
The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
