It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…

Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

Regarding electric vehicles, if you give Americans a choice eventually they will make the necessary choice But if you give them

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down

The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses