In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs
The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language
I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…
The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
The fox is in both henhouses– Yours and your neighbor’s– Because the roosters standing guar… Have turned on one another Plucking each other’s eyes out
Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli
The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…
They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds
In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking
You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack
In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em
This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with
I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
