7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–

Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance

A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain

As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg

Our grueling cascade of online spa… Is like the spider’s prey’s strugg… Designed to exhaust us As the spider patiently looks on Motionless

When bees come back to the hive From their excursions in the world They do a dance To inform the other bees Where the good nectar is

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off