In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

Our elites believe That the key to holding their grip… In the face of domestic opposition… Wringing their necks While in the face of external thre…

The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain

Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense