You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

Money is our failed attempt To materialize trust Making true wealth An unshakable trust

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like