The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo

There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel

Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…

If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that