Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you
100% of success is showing up on time
I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone
God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way
I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan
I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…