It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious
You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk
We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough
My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up
The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords
After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna
Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say
The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:
Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting
Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free
