Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God
We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
Social media submission guidelines… Submissions mustn’t be original wo… Submissions must be exclusive but the exclusion must be implicit… Submissions are always already ove…
My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
