There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

I will gladly suffer fools for love

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

Time is relentless. Are you?

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

Yes, I am most afraid of losing c… But you can’t lose what you don’t… So, I’m afraid of nothing Which is how you die alone The only way to live together

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one