A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want

When all politics were still local to exert power you were required to go where the people were gather… In cyberspace all politics are nod… and to exert power you require the…

Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t