When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…
Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure
You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to
Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it
When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…
Service is inevitable; it’s why we… And there are three kinds There is serving others Because they control you– This is slavery
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
