Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies

You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for

Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval

The heart is a pump That never stops Caring Artificial Intelligence is possib… But machines will never care

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction

Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…