The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure

You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up

Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…

The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that

In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me

We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted