The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything
By hook or by crook I do it all by the book
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
I’ve now reached the age when anticipation con– sists of nostalgia
There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power
To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
