Archaeologists have looked and loo… But what if the Earth itself is o… And our universe the flood of dark… As we inhabit story within story w… In an infinite fractal

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…

On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…

It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

In a twist in hell there are no consequences

The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love