To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–
When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…
You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out
Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re
Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!
The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research
I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house
You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:
