What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…

If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards

People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him

Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

Time is relentless. Are you?

In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier

Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…