Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

We already had the unconscious– A vast mechanism to shield us from… And it is so vast Because we are so very wrong But now, with the internet

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles