I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God
Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…
Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…
At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…
A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious
A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled
Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where
We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town
We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy