When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…
In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,
God is like a gifted analyst In that He leads you to reach Your own conclusions God is unlike an analyst In that He doesn’t interpret your…
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act
It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...
Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works
Life is a brief window of opportun… And the opportunity of a lifetime Consists of the chance To help turn the wheel of time Which turns everything towards the…
Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom
You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah
The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon
We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,
Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist