You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself

My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that

As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found

I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought

Now Is not the time for Waiting to decide; Now Is the time for

When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins

Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack